I'm Not Always Sarcastic Sometimes I'm Asleep Gift by haselshirt Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee
Made-to-Order Graphic Apparel โ Bold & Comfortable
The kind of piece that gets compliments on day one and still looks fresh six months later. Printed on Gildanยฎ apparel with fade-resistant DTG ink. Built for your lifestyle.
๐ธ The mockup shows a T-Shirt, but this design is available on 4 styles: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Just pick your style, color, and size โ weโll produce it exactly the way you want.
Why This Stands Out
- ๐จ Looks Fresh, Stays Fresh โ High-res DTG printing captures every detail. Machine-wash friendly.
- ๐งต Skin-Friendly & Soft โ OEKO-TEX certified Gildanยฎ fabric. No harsh chemicals, just pure comfort.
- ๐ Your New Daily Driver โ Relaxed classic fit with reinforced seams. Tear-away tag = no more neck itch.
- ๐บ๐ธ US Cotton, Real Quality โ Proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol. Feel good about what you wear.
Fabric Breakdown
- Tees & Long Sleeves: 5.3โ6 oz, 100% US cotton โ light enough for summer, layerable for fall.
- Sweatshirt & Hoodie: 50/50 Heavy Blend (8 oz) โ pill-resistant with spandex cuffs & waistband.
- Sport Grey uses a 90/10 cotton/poly blend for its signature heathered tone.
Color & Size Guide
Find your size and pick your color โ itโs that easy:


- Pick your color from the chart above.
- Choose your size using the size guide.
- Add to cart โ weโll handle the rest!
Delivery & Handling
- โ Made in: 1โ3 business days.
- ๐ฆ US Shipping: 3โ7 business days.
- โก Rush Delivery: 3โ5 business days.
- ๐ Worldwide: 1โ2 weeks.
Each piece is printed on demand after you order. Double-check your size before checkout. Size-related returns arenโt available, but reach out if you need any help โ weโve got you.
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